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Obama bin Laden

what in the world is the deal with the “slaying” of Osama bin Laden? They killed him, but they threw his body in the ocean before anybody could see it, and they’re not going to release any pictures. They were disposing of the body to honor his religion, but not enough not to kill his ass. The story stinks like three-week old fish. What kind of hocus-pocus baloney is going on here? What is the real motive behind this theoretical death? I don’t believe they really killed Osama bin Laden, I think they are just trying to test the waters to see how the world reacts to a political assassination. My theory is that Osama bin Laden has actually been dead for a little bit now. And what was with all the different spins they put on the story? That’s what makes me think they’re testing the waters for something. If you putting a bunch of different spins on the media you releasing, it has got to be an attempt to gauge the world’s reaction to what you’re doing. And what was that crazy shit about the war dogs with battle armor and titanium teeth implants??? That is some crazy shit! Where are the animal rights people when you need them? They all seem to be cheering for these heroic dogs of war. Is it me, or does giving German shepherds titanium teeth implants give anyone else that heebie-jeebies? Hey, wasn’t that dog a villain in a Bond movie?

Maybe Barack Hussein Obama and Osama bin Laden are one and the same. Maybe he had to kill off his secret identity when he was forced to produce that hokey Pokey birth certificate. If you put them side-by-side, it is pretty clear that they could possibly, with a little stretch of the imagination, be the same person. Give Obama a turban, 1970s vagina beard, and a little bit of makeup and Abracadabra allakazam…Obama bin Laden. It would explain why he’s so secretive. Obama, can we see your birth certificate. “No, I don’t wanna”. Obama, how about you show us those pictures of Osama bin Laden? “No, I don’t wanna” Obama, can we see what is in that medical bill your trying to pass? “No way”. Hey Obama, where is his trillions of dollars of bailout money going to? “I’m not telling”. What is with this guy? It’s like a bag has been put over America’s head, and now were just being repeatedly punched in the face. Where will the punches come from next?

Lest you think that I am a Republican, you are wrong. I am no more a Republican, then I am a Democrat. In fact, as far as I’m concerned, there are no Republicans, and there are no Democrats. There are only republicrats. A one-party system that gives us the illusion of having a choice. Because in case you haven’t noticed, it’s we the people, who are taking one for the team no matter which party is in office. The same agenda is always pursued, and the same results are always obtained. More for them and less for us. If you don’t believe that, then you are thinking exactly what they programmed you to think. Wake-up world, stop having a love affair with your rapist.


Posted May 11, 2011 by Salty Dawg Salvage in Uncategorized

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