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Posted February 8, 2011 by bioranger in Uncategorized

Banks are evil   Leave a comment

Banks are evil. If you don’t know it outright, you probably feel it in your soul. How can you not? They charge you to use your own money and spend a considerable amount of time thinking up new ways to charge you and sneaky dirty ways to fine you. They create “rules” that only they know and hide them like nano-scopic easter eggs in a rainforest of paper work and when you can’t find them they jump out and point at you and yell “ha!!! you owe us $30.00!” then laugh maniacally all the way to the…bank. It’s like in hitchhikers guide when the Vogons blow up earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass because we didn’t contest the plans which were on display for everyone to see on Betelgeuse five…you can’t get there from here. Figuring out infinite ways to bilk the population of the entire world out of their meager pittance of hard earned wages is only the tip of the assberg though. They finance wars, destroy economies, control populations, and generally skip merrily around the globe reeking havoc on the lives of the thronging masses that they enslave so that they can sit on their yachts with champagne and caviar and engage in horrific acts of defilement to perpetuate human misery…I’m just saying…

They stand here on earth like the rest of us, but their egos span the universe like a dark cloud obscuring the beauty of all things good and pure. This economic catastrophe we are in the midst of? For the Banksters or bilderbergs of New World Order infamy, it’s just a planned cycle that has been repeated again and again throughout history. A standard practice in which they loan out the money they have in the bank on paper over and over until only about ten percent of the money they loaned out is actually represented, then they crash the economic infrastructure, repossess all of the booty and then get bailed out (currently by the federal reserve which they created) which in the end is us! They basically make money using our money to make money (when we put it in the bank), charge us to use our own money (while we have it in the bank), make money off of loaning us money (at loan shark rates of course), make money taking back all of the stuff we can’t afford because of the ridiculous rates and penalties (once they’ve crashed the economy), and then make their biggest boon of money when they cry bail out and soak up the wealth of entire nations! It is the biggest scam in history, past, present or future…well hopefully not future, but you get the idea. Don’t take it from me though, take it from the economic experts of the world. There’s a book called “the creature from Jekyll Island: a secound look at the federal reserve” that gives you the in depth lowdown on the criminal activities of these degenerate traitors to humanity. If you read this book your sock will disintegrate into a puff of smoke, your eyes will spontaneously teleport to another dimension, your hair will turn old lady blue and braid itself and your brain will crap your skull and die. That is to say, you won’t believe how evil banks are…did I mention that banks are evil? I could rant all year on this, but I shall end it here for now lest I end up popping like an overfed tick from the sudden deluge of high blood pressure brought on by the evilness of banks. Can ya tell they kinda piss me off?

 

Posted February 8, 2011 by bioranger in Uncategorized

The Alien conundrum, when will we be informed?   Leave a comment

Television is largely used to influence our minds in a variety of ways, the people controlling it use the science of NLP (neuro linguistic programming) to more or less program our minds to think the way they want us to so that we will respond accordingly and perform the appropriate actions. Eighty percent of the people alive are susceptible to NLP, so chances are you’re one of them. If you are catching a certain word or catch phase on news shows and talk shows across the board, you are being subjected to it’s application. One of the very base forms of NLP is repetition, commercials are a good example of this. I’ve actually had people say to me that commercials don’t work, but if they didn’t work do you really think that companies would spend billions of dollars making and broadcasting them 24 hours around the clock?What do you think made Miss Cleo wealthy? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t her charm or the amazing psychic advise she dispensed to the weirdos, flakes, pot heads, tweekers and freaks watching her every night at three in the morning wondering how they are going to die…it’s the endless repetition. So I have a theory that events that are happening now are prefaced by a string of subconscious media jargon designed to prepare us for the next big world affecting event and/or government ass fucking we are about to receive. To prove this theory I am going to pick big historical events and compile a file of media that preceded that event and then cross reference it and try to deconstruct everything to find the hidden agendas and messages.

To get to the point of this blog, you know that when something becomes a staple in our media diet, that it is because the dragos are prepping our minds to accept what will eventually become our reality. I have noticed in recent years that Aliens and UFO’s have been very prevalent in our media culture and I believe it is because an alien race will be introduced into our realities within the next ten years or so. It’s just a matter of allowing the media undercurrent to permeate the psyche of our culture so that we are ready to accept it without it resulting in mass hysteria. The government could be in cahoots with them, or they could just know what is coming, but they know a lot more then they ever let us know and anybody in the know knows that. We are the people that they keep in the dark until they are ready to sneak up on us and yell boo. Creepy government.

You may be thinking to yourself at this point that I am a fruitloop and that aliens don’t exist anymore then the boogie man or peter pan do, but I know from personal experiences I have had that in fact they do exist. There are a number of reasons that, if you don’t already, you should to. Let’s start with the basics. Scientifically speaking, given the number of planets, stars, galaxies and univai that exist it is more or less a mathematical impossibility that life doesn’t exist somewhere else in the univai. Just within our sight we have found no less then six earth-like planets that may have the necessary traits required to host carbon based life forms. Another reason to believe is that there are references to aliens and ufo’s and pictures and information that could easily be construed as aliens and ufo’s in many ancient cultures. Beyond that, there are many people around the world who have witnessed a ufo up close and personal including yours truly. I can discount a lone kook saying “duh I saw a ufo george”, but can you really discount a multitude of sightings around the world that have been seen simultaneously by hordes of people?…I think not!

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Posted February 7, 2011 by bioranger in Uncategorized

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Dear No ordinary family, please use your super powers to kill your show   Leave a comment

I can not begin to tell you how sick to death I am of super hero shows/movies like “No Ordinary Family” that prattle and whine on and on about what a curse or burden it is to be saddled with their super powers! Waa waa waa!, I’m the fastest woman in the world, it causes me so many problems. I’m stronger the a hundred men, whatever will I do? Well boo fricken hoo, how terrible it must be to have such a great advantage over everyone else in the entire world! Who in real life would really complain if they could say, run faster then the eye can see or read minds? Not me that’s for sure! what is that crap? What is this trend of focusing on all of the negative possibilities of having super powers, I think I would be overrun with joy myself. I’d be like “Fuck yeah! I’m gonna go experience the universe like no one has ever experienced it before” not “Why me! These powers are ruining my life”. How? With great power comes great stupidity? You know what’s ruining my life? Wasting way to many hours watching your show. I really wanted to like this show to, because I am a geek and I really love sci-fi and fantasy. A good super hero story? I’m all in, but I don’t want to hear about how hard it is for you to cope with your good fortune. Don’t want the powers? Give them to me, I will use them to kick your ass and rid the world of bad writers plotting to turn everyone into some giant stew pot of tween mellow drama gumbo. Who writes this tripe anywho? Mini van driving safety Nazi soccer moms with their heads so far up the asses of every one elses business that they think they discovered a new world? Get over it and let’s get on with the show.
there are things I like about this show and I would watch it if I could tolerate yet another group of super complainers, but alas, I can’t. What are they going to do next, have a super hero contemplating suicide and calling the suicide hotline, and maybe even trying to kill themselves over and over but failing miserably because their powers are so super that they can’t. it’s the next step in the downward spiral of super hero story evolution.
I want to see danger, I want to see action, I want to see technology, and alien beings/monsters all wrapped up in well written juicy story you can sink your mind into and savor it like a jumbo shrimp wrapped in bacon and smothered in hollandaise sauce…YUM!
While I’m at it, another recent trend in sci-fi/fantasy that is deplorable is the extraordinarily slow pace of story development not to mention the need to have tense music eternally playing in the back ground. That’s what I want, to sit there for an hour while virtually nothing happens and listen to some music that leaves me in desperate need of some muscle relaxers and a trip to cheap charlies ringading massage parlor for a round of shiatsu with a happy ending. I think the last sci-fi tv show I really really liked was Fire Fly and as we all know they took it off of the air in it’s infancy. I wanted to like Star gate Universe to, but once again they chose to focus on the melodrama rather then what was really cool about the show…the space ship and the adventure of being out there in the universe where anything could happen. I did like the geek character and the doctor though. I don’t know, I just feel that these shows could have so much more to offer and wish they would leave all of the tweeny melodrama crap to Disney. Oh yeah, and really SGU? Really? A court room show in the first season? Isn’t that something they usually pull out when they are stumped for idea’s because the show has outlived it’s life span and they’ve already done every other standard stinker? I could have gone forever without seeing a courtroom episode in space. Hey, we’re on an incredible space ship powered by the stars and we’ve got the universe at our finger tips, I’ve got an idea, lets engage in petty squabbles and recreate the same rotten and failing systems that suck on earth to taunt and torture each other with in space. News flash: in the future everyone is still a bunch of moronic self centered dicks looking for some assholes to fuck with…oh goody!

Disclaimer: Everything said in this blog is absolutely as true as anything the government tells you. We can not be held responsible for the overpowering euphoria that rips through your soul like a phallic bullet train on a one way rampage to boom town when you follow these links to shangri-la ABSOLUTELY FREE!! and buy something. All proceeds go to support a lost cause. Thank you for loitering:)

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http://www.zazzle.com/happyvillage
http://biscotradingco.blujay.com

Posted February 5, 2011 by bioranger in Uncategorized

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Top gear guys show their racist stripes   Leave a comment

The story
LONDON – Mexico’s ambassador in London has written a furious letter to BBC bosses to complain about “offensive and xenophobic” comments made by presenters of the popular TV motoring show “Top Gear.”
Ambassador Eduardo Medina Mora was infuriated by “insults“ made by presenters Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson and James May during Sunday’s episode of the cult show, which has been sold to television channels around the world.
“Why would you want a Mexican car? Because cars reflect national characteristics don’t they?,” said Hammond as they discussed the Mexican sports car, the Mastretta.
“Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat.”
The trio then described Mexican food as “refried sick“ before suggesting Mexicans spent all day asleep.
“That’s why we won’t get any complaints about this because at the Mexican embassy the ambassador’s going to be sitting there with a remote control like this,” said Clarkson, pretending to slump in a chair, snoring.
However, the ambassador did complain, demanding the BBC order the presenters to make a public apology.
Other related headlines
1.Top gear hosts go ass to mouth with foot.
2.Bean machines more fuel efficient because they never move.
3.The poncho, it’s actually a jacket without the arms or seams.
4.Top Gear, your one stop shop for racing and racism.
5.Pinche 500 car race in Mexico stopped at two hundredth lap for afternoon siesta.
6.Top Gear apology: “We are very sorry…that you are lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight cactus nappers who can’t afford a real coat”
7.Mexican response: “they lost an entire country to a hand full of farmers. They are paying seven dollars per gallon for gas, the whole country drives around in go karts, they’re government monitors them with cameras, and they are ruled by a monarchy being run by a woman…dumb asses. Those poor English, they wouldn’t know freedom if it seduced them in a bar, brought them into a bathroom and gave them a BJ. (long headline eh?)
8.God save the queen, they need it man, there is no future and England’s dreaming.
9.Mexico invents new engine, runs on beans and day dreams.
10.Top Gear guys disappear on free vacation they were given to Mazatlan Mexico.

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http://www.zazzle.com/happyvillage
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Posted February 2, 2011 by bioranger in Uncategorized

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A tale of two bears   Leave a comment

A tale of two bears

Once upon a time there was a big burly man named Bruno. One day this man was at a yard sale foraging for goodies when low and behold, he spotted a shiny treasure. He didn’t know it, but this treasure was a necklace that had magical powers! It was made of silver and had two bears on it. One bear was behind the other and you could move the bears back and forth and make them hump. Bears were one of the big burly mans favorite animals and he thought this was quite funny, so he bought the necklace. He really liked the necklace a lot, so he wore it frequently when he went out to socialize and look for a mate. When ever he went out, he was complemented on his necklace by other big burly men. It seemed that the magical power this necklace had was to bring big burly men who had a fondness for bears together. Over a period of a year or so, about six or eight big men approached Bruno to complement him on his necklace. There was apparently no shortage of big men who loved bears, and they were all nice guys although a bit touchy feely for Brunos taste. Then, one day, the necklace disappeared. Bruno looked high and low for it, but no matter how much he looked, it was no where to be found. He was very sad about the loss of such a wondrous treasure for many moons. He gave up on ever finding another one for surely a treasure as magnificent as his two-bears-humping necklace was one of a kind. Then one day, while furiously googling he had an idea. “I shall google myself up a new bears humping necklace” he thought. So he typed in “Two-bears-humping necklace”, but his his most innocent search yielded some most unexpected results. For when the page from his search came up it was not websites about big men who loved bears (the animal), but rather websites about big men who were “bears”. Which as Bruno know knew were big burly gay men who like to spend a whole little bit of to much time in a remote cabin in the woods rutting around in each others dirty man caves. Suddenly everything became clear, the men who saw his necklace were slavering rocket jockeys looking for a dance partner to do the tube snake boogie with. To them Bruno was just a big juicy piece of pressed ham that needed stuffing. Needless to say Bruno did not order another two bears humping necklace and the bears (the animal and the football team) lost a little bit of their sheen for him. Brunos days as a pseudo-bear had come to an end.
The moral of the story : google absolutely everything or you could end up a sticky bun for some big sweaty grunting sack of muscle and hair in a cabin deep in the woods who’s plowing your back 40 while he regales you with wild tales of lumberjacks and his days as a cabin boy on the wood ship ballyslop.
The End

Ps: Bears are cool with me, I’m a firm believer in “to each his own” and I feel that you should find happiness where ever you can in this life, because life is fleeting and a random portion of it is gonna be not so happy. Our desires, emotions and thoughts are part of our being, they are part of what makes us…us. What we are, is part of our density….or it could be part of our fate, which sounds a lot more doomy, but hey, it is what it is. Just go about pursuing your happiness weirdos.

Disclaimer: Everything said in this blog is absolutely as true as anything the government tells you. We can not be held responsible for the overpowering euphoria that rips through your soul like a phallic bullet train on a one way rampage to boom town when you can follow these links to shangri-la ABSOLUTELY FREE!! and buy something. All proceeds go to support a lost cause. Thank you for loitering:)
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http://www.zazzle.com/happyvillage
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Posted February 1, 2011 by bioranger in Uncategorized

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Mexican gangs using catapults to hurl pot into US   Leave a comment

Mexican gangs using catapults to hurl pot into US
HERMOSILLO, Mexico (AP) — Drug smugglers are using an ancient invention as a new way to move marijuana across the border from Mexico to Arizona.
The discovery of two “drug catapults” in the Mexican state of Sonora marks the latest twist in the cat-and-mouse game traffickers play with authorities.

Related headlines
1. the pot gets high before you do.
2. On one side you’ve got the pot flingers and on the other the weed wranglers.
3. They can lay siege to my house any time!
4. Hiker killed when bail of weed falls out of the sky.
5. Pot heads on hands and knees combing desert for shake.
6. Pot chuckers hold chronic casting competition.
7. Catapulted bail of weed lands in border militias campfire, conflict ends immediately.
8. Woody Harrelson and Willie nelson join border patrol.
9. Drug smuggling coke plane shot down by flying bail of weed
10. thousands of cows raid Super Walmart grocery section for junk food and beer after bails of marijuana are mistaken for hay.
Disclaimer: Everything said in this blog is absolutely as true as anything the government tells you. We can not be held responsible for the overpowering euphoria that rips through your soul like a phallic bullet train on a one way rampage to boom town when you follow these links to shangri-la ABSOLUTELY FREE!! and buy something. All proceeds go to support a lost cause. Thank you for loitering:)
www.amazon.com/shops/biscotradingco
http://www.zazzle.com/happyvillage
http://biscotradingco.blujay.com

Posted February 1, 2011 by bioranger in Uncategorized

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